Who are we?

Greetings from, well…us. We are Marisa and Lynzi Carlson. Let me (Marisa) give you the easy-to-read and quick bulleted intro: We are married. Yes, all the way, legally, married. To each other. We have 5 kids. I birthed all 5. We have a puppy. His name is Henry. He is a Jack Russell Terrier. We…